Sunday, June 28, 2009

Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Yes, it's the latest meme. I've been tagged by at least three people, so here goes.

"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."

Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?

Not having children.

Envy: What do your coworkers wish they had which is yours?

My vicious charm, good looks and success with the ladies.

Gluttony: What did you eat last night?

Not enough.

Lust: What really lights your fire?

Women with a BA - bank account.

Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?

The snippy attitude Honey Bunny, my stuffed rabbit, took with me this morning.

Greed: Name something you keep from others.

The secret of existence.

Sloth: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

Aside from the short answers to this meme, this: I tag Danielle, since everyone else has been tagged (that I know of).

The title to this post was Liar Liar Pants On Fire and good gravy, is that last part true. It was 108 degrees F in these parts today and the triple digits are forecasted for the next several days. My response to the realization that I will be working in such heat: FUCK!

Due to various emergencies, Ground Zero (my vermin story) got little love this weekend, but I hope to fix that tonight. I tried writing a serial for thaumatrope since they are open for serial submissions, but that ended up sucking worse than a malfunctioning sex doll.

Time now to go listen to the Funky Werepig.


Alan W. Davidson said...

I like women with the BA as well...perhaps you could just whisper to me about the secret of existence.

Aaron Polson said...

Yow. 108.

I thought 97 with humidity was bad...

Natalie L. Sin said...

Too fucking hot, man. Too fucking hot!

Catherine J Gardner said...

Far too hot. I'd faint.

LOl! Pride.

Jamie Eyberg said...

I am with Cate, Pride made me laugh, out loud even.

Horror Girl said...

god even i would like a woman with a BA right now... dem bills need payin!

Anonymous said...

Empathy! Empathy for the heat! We're currently sitting pretty at 104, so I hear. I'm going to fantasize that I'm moving to Alaska.


K.C. Shaw said...

I definitely won't complain about it being in the 90s here--not that I would, since I love hot weather. Still, there are upper limits to loving hot weather. I hope you're well stocked up in ice tea and popsicles.