Monday, April 26, 2010

Review: Zombies of Mora Tau

Wow, what a lifeless movie. No, really..bad pun aside, this film was boring. About as exciting as watching tryouts for the flea circus. A bunch of Americans travel to Africa where they meet more Americans. Seems there are some diamonds in a sunken wreck off the coast, but it's being guarded by a bunch of zombies. LOTS of talking, arguing and yelling ensue. This one is dark, hard to see and has characters that you want to see pulled to a watery grave. Overall, a real snoozefest.

Lesson's imparted by this film include:

1. Every ship has at least one crewman named Johnson.
2. Zombies are clean freaks, maintaining pristine abodes.
3. Zombies have swimming skills that are only eclipsed by those of Michael Phelps.

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Alan W. Davidson said...

Geez, didn't know that factoid about the zombie swimming. I'll add this to the possibles for 'bad movie night'. The boring ones are good as they give us a lot of chance to adlib.

Aaron Polson said...

Zombies evidently love diamonds, too. Diamonds and brains.

Guard those diamonds, zombies!

K.C. Shaw said...

I hate movies (or books, for that matter) where people yell and argue all the time. Also, bad zombie movies are like twice as bad as regular bad movies.