After an absence of nearly seven months, I have returned to the Graveyard to unearth 1954's craptacular yeti film, The Snow Creature. The movie was the first western film centered on the Abominable Snowman, who was quickly gaining in notoriety thanks to plenty of reported sightings during the preceding decade. Boring, plodding and featuring a monster than looks like the cast off from a fourth rate Banana Splits rip-off (google the Banana Splits if you're too young to recall who they were), this movie is no where near mediocre, let alone good or entertaining. This is the type of film you force people to watch on endless loops when you have them tied up in your basement. Not that I have ever done that. nope.
Some of the lessons imparted by this film:
1. A crate of scotch is standard gear on any expedition into the Himalayas. 2. Despite their environment, Yetis are not natural rock climbers. 3. Yetis possess the ninja-like ability to vanish into their surroundings, especially in urban areas.
